Planet Hot

Saw this on Discovery.com: El Ninos Could Become the Norm. Being from California, I associate El Nino with the heavens opening up and dumping what amounts to an ocean on greater Los Angeles. "What's a little rain," you ask? Well, we in CA don't have regular seasons, and the sequence goes like this: rainy season leads to mudslides, which dry up in the summer along with everything else, and then segue into fire season. Trust me, folks, old CA isn't going to break off and fall into the ocean... instead we'll all be burnt to a crisp long before that happens.




For a latino-named phenomenon, we have a hot latina babe, natch. Ana Beatriz Barros.