Planet Hot

How should the U.S. strive to be more like the U.K.? Well, for starters, our women should aim to look as good in a cowboy hat as Jakki Degg, who makes me wonder why I've been blind to British babes for so long. I blame all the folks who made me think Brit women were all pasty whiteness and bad teeth. Stereotypes are ugly folks, especially when they lead to ignorance of hot chicks with funny accents.

Actually, what prompted my question was the news that in Britain even the conservatives agree that climate change is a problem. In fact, they're even making it a political issue in their effort to oust Tony Blair from his spot as prime minister. And, while the jury is still out on whether they really mean their newfound greenness, there's one sure benefit: this climate change crap is getting discussed.

Hail to the Queen. And Jakki. Definitely Jakki.