Sunday, June 18, 2006
Hot Enough For Polar Bears To Eat Each Other
I wasn't planning on posting today, but it's so damn hot here that there's nothing else I can really do. I went outside earlier and I think my scalp almost caught fire. Such are the perils of living in Los Angeles, a town that would revert to being a barely liveable desert once you took away all the water we cart in from northern California.I guess I can't complain, though. Grumpy as I get when it's hot, it's even worse for polar bears, apparently. They're so pissed off by global warming that they're starting to eat each other.
I don't know if I'd turn to cannibalism if my winter wonderland started melting away, but I might consider it if I got to bite into Karen McDougal. She's yummy in this gallery.I'm off to think cool thoughts...
