Sunday, August 27, 2006
A Global Warming Fix That Stinks
Wired reports that Paul Crutzen, the influential director of the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry, has a novel idea for combatting global warming:
Sulphur? Like the stuff that smells like rotten eggs? O-kay, I guess, but if somebody comes along and starts saying that injecting Krispy Kreme emissions into the stratosphere has the same effect, I'm gonna probably listen to them instead. Mmm, doughnuts.
You know who doesn't stink? Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller, that's who. Even if she does like to hang out with sheep. (Link goes to SFW gallery.)
He recommends injecting massive amounts of sulfur into the upper atmosphere so less sun will penetrate it.
Sulphur? Like the stuff that smells like rotten eggs? O-kay, I guess, but if somebody comes along and starts saying that injecting Krispy Kreme emissions into the stratosphere has the same effect, I'm gonna probably listen to them instead. Mmm, doughnuts.
You know who doesn't stink? Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller, that's who. Even if she does like to hang out with sheep. (Link goes to SFW gallery.)
